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crazy clown 

A crazy clown is when you are either boning a girl doggystyle or analy (or a male analy...ew)and then you ejaculate on their back....and when they turn around, you make a warm, tasty, sweaty fart right on their nose
Hey Chris Bandini! I heard you fucked up a printer naked iwth a bat then you gave my sister a crazy clown!!!

I love to give midgets a crazy clown....on hot summer afternoons....while smoking a cigar.

last night, when I was giving my btich a crazy clown, i accidently shit in her mouth
crazy clown by Flinchy August 7, 2006
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Crazy Clown 

This is when you are having sex with a woman on her period. You pull out and quickly put it in her mouth. As you can imagine, your penis would be bloody so putting in her mouth would result in her lips getting red all around, kinda like a clown's make-up. This results in a Crazy Clown.
Damn dude, last night Becky didn't tell me she was raggin', so I paid her back by making her a crazy clown.
Crazy Clown by meecho January 25, 2013

Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape 

It's butt rape, but with crazy clowns. Also known as the greatest thing that could ever happen.
I wanted to experience a buttfuck crazy clown rape, so I went to the local costume shop, got a Mexican outside of Home Depot, and paid him a shiny nickel to do it.

All the kids are crazy about buttfuck crazy clown rape.

Clown Fuck Crazy

A significant mental illness that manifests itself in desiring sexual relations with a circus person.
This is the last time I invite Lady Gaga to a rodeo. That bitch is clown fuck crazy.
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