by Bablinga August 13, 2020
A sweet and quiet guy that you’ve known forever and would think to be timid and shy that turns out to be the best dickin’ you’ve ever had...
by NurseAngela January 26, 2019
i met a superhero. i lost him. i want him back. and i want to give him his grin. i want him to not bear being in a room that i’m not. i want him to not feel alone, and to know that i’m 10% his.
but he doesn’t like me back
i guess he never did
but he doesn’t like me back
i guess he never did
by i’m yours if you want me September 27, 2018
A mischievous and very open person. He is not afraid to speak about his opinions and morals. You will always enjoy a time with a Craig around. A Craig is also generally athletic, hardworking and many ladies even view him as handsome.
How the heck did Craig do that?
by Geborene konig November 25, 2018
A handsome man who will go to the ends of the earth for someone else and don't usually expect anything in return. He's a perfect sensitive guy, but covers that up with his strong physicality and mentality. He is highly intelligent and multi talented which you’ll only know once you get to know him as he’s incredibly humble. Be warned: Craigs’ are exceedingly stubborn.
by Miss P. Ness January 21, 2019
"Dude, you might want to wash your sheets"
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
by CraigDTF April 26, 2010
Widely considered the pinnacle of sexual positions, The Craig consists of the female cowgirling her man amidst his defecation while high on MDMA.
"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
by nrwftr April 23, 2013