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Cracka Country

Where hillbillies, rednecks, and honkys live.
Golly gee! There's a lot of white folk around these parts. We must be in Cracka Country.
Cracka Country by Gar Grim June 16, 2018

crack couple 

A pairing of two people or characters that you would never expect to be romantically compatible. Crack couples are usually meant to be funny, but sometimes they actually happen.
Dom: Matthew Bellamy and Kate Hudson... what a crack couple... it'll never las-WHUUUU????? She's pregnant!?!?!?!

...........................................................................*tear*

Ten Crack Commandments 

Notorious B.I.G.'s Ten Crack Commandments in plain English

1) Don't let anyone know how much money you have. It'll make people jealous and want to steal it from you.

2) Don't let anyone know what you're doing next. People will use this knowledge to rob you and hurt you.

3) Don't trust anyone. Even your mother would betray you for the money that'll be in it.

4) Don't take your own crack.

5) Don't sell crack around the area you live in, not even if it's the biggest crack order known to man - it's not worth it.

6) Don't give credit. A crackhead will NEVER pay you back.

7) Keep your family and business completely separate.

8) Don't carry crack on you. You will almost definitely get robbed if you don't follow this commandment.

9) Stay away from the police at all times. If people think you're a snitch then they won't listen to your excuses and it will not only destroy your business but people will probably try to kill you.

10) If you don't have people to sell your crack to in the first place, don't buy any to sell on. Your suppliers won't care whether you sell it or not, they'll take their money from you.
See Ten Crack Commandments - Notorious B.I.G.

crack cookies 

When crack cocaine is cooked up, it is initially formed into the shape of a large cookie. From there, it is then broken down into individual pieces, or "crack rocks", to be sold to crack users. It has nothing to do with actual cookies."Cookie" is only in reference to its shape and appearance .
Yo, I'm gonna go pick up a couple of crack cookies from my dude real quick and then come back here to the traphouse to break 'em down.

**sidenote: no one actually says "crack cookie". one would typically only say "cookie" and leave the word "crack" out completely
crack cookies by LaPozolera December 16, 2015

TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS 

Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well.

crack corn 

To crack corn means to insult somebody.A crack fight is an insult contest, usually involving 'yo mama' jokes.
"Sticks and stones can break my bones but names can never hurt me;Jimmy crack corn and I don't care"
crack corn by Ortolan February 24, 2010