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cracking one off 

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
cracking one off by Olly J February 6, 2005

Cracking one off 

Verb: to defecate explosively.
“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?
Cracking one off by BobbyEyes November 2, 2018

Cracking my head off 

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!

Cracking My Ass Off 

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off
Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

Cracking the bun off the cheese 

When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.
An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”

Crackin' Off 

To stroke your own penis repeatedly until you skeet, unless your mother comes in, then you become a serial killa.
Kid 1: He's been in the bathroom forever! What could he be doing?

Kid 2: Probably crackin' off!

Kid 1: Dude, that's not even an expression.