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Cracker Jap 

-noun.

1. Used as a colloquialism to describe a Caucasian with Japanese heritage.

2. Used in a pejorative sense to describe a Caucasian that tries to emulate Asian nuances, especially Japanese styles.
My father is Japanese-American, which makes him a Cracker Jap. Look at that fool over there - that Cracker Jap thinks just because he watches anime he must be Asian.
Cracker Jap by dougyfan13 January 10, 2010

cracker jap 

"I'm late for the anime convetion!" yelled the obnoxious cracker jap.
cracker jap by Kevy April 5, 2004

japanese rice cracker 

Tom stop being such a Japanese rice cracker.

japanese fire cracker 

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia
Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this

Japanese Cracker 

This can only happen when a white male is going inside the brown eye of a japanese female. Right as the male is about to cum, he drives his elbows into the female's back (thus making a cracking noise). The male is then the japanese cracker, making the female the japanese crackee. Sometimes as a bonus, the male can also cum on the japanese crackee's back, which makes a nice little reminder of the night's events for the woman.
"Oh man, I was a total Japanese Cracker last night!" Bob

"Did you cum on her back? Only real men can get away with that." George

"I always do! It was EVERYWHERE!" Bob

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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv