crab meat

The flabby skin or fat that jiggles around the tricep area. Usually found on women of all ages shapes and sizes.

Randy jiggled Missy's crab meat and she slapped him.

by americankickboxr March 26, 2007

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.

In want my Molard Meat Crab.

by LipinStain June 25, 2021

crab meatballs

Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.

Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?

Crab Meatballs: Because I can.

Person: Does it have any significance?

Crab Meatballs: No.

by Crab_meatballs November 20, 2022

Crabmeat Dick

the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.

Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?

Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.

by chesterdude87 December 17, 2008

crabmeat

What your genitalia smells like after scuba diving.

After a breif dive,Tom let Cindy lick on his crabmeat.

by Big MikeM August 1, 2007

Delco Crabmeat

The inside dough of a soft pretzel without the outer “shell”

This soft pretzel is burnt, I’ll have to just eat the Delco crabmeat.

by Gearball August 17, 2023