Definitions by düface

AZben 

An x aZn x whos name just happens to be Ben.

"x H3yz man, look, itz AzBeN!"
"Shut up."
"Sorry."

AZben by düface March 2, 2004

lAZN 

An x AzN x who just happens to be lazy. Which in truth, is most of them, unless they are in a library with other lAZNz (pl.) in which case either breakdancing or a study hall will spontaneously occur.

"If Choi weren't such a lAZN, he'd probably do much better in life."
"Meh, probably. Where the hell are my car keys?"

lAZN by düface March 2, 2004

gayZN 

An x aZn x who just happens to be be of a homosexual orientation. Very rare, and should not be bothered while shopping.

"Check out that Cheng kid, making out with that other guy! What a gayZN!"
"What the hell are you talking about? You're white, you moron."
"Sorry."

gayZN by düface March 2, 2004

crAZN 

An x AzN x who just happens to be slightly crazy. Is generally accompanied by at least one breakdancer and one heavily modified coup. Easily identifiable by silver jewelry and raging attention deficit disorder or terets syndrome.

"Oh snap! That crAZN just got served!"
"Even though he had all those R-Type and VTEC stickers. I thought that roof-scoop would give him an advantage. It's a pity."

crAZN by düface March 2, 2004