cowchair

cowchair (cow-chair): n.
girl you would bone and you want to tell your friends while she is in earshot.

Your standing behind a hot girl in line at wal-mart with your buddies and you say, in a perfectly loud voice "dude, cowchair". can also be a question: "cowchair?" as in "would you bone her?" the normal response is an affirmative "cowchair" , or "cowchair?!?!" followed by a weird look.

cowchair by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

cowchair in the car 

n. modifier of cowchair. cowchair is girl you would bone if she ripped off her clothes and begged for it,whereas cowchair in the car is a girl that you would bone very happily under any circumstance, eg. hot. Used to relay this information to your friends while said girl is within earshot.

Guy 1: "Cowchair in the car!"
Guy 2: "Cowchair in the car? I dunno, cowchair, but in the car?"
Guy 1: "Dude, cowchair in the car."
Guy 2: "Yeah in the car..."

cowchair in the car by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

Cowchair in the cradle 

n. root cowchair: a girl who is much younger than you (but at least 13) who you would bone, and you would like to relay this information to your friends without whispering and pointing while said girl is within earshot.

Guy 1:"Wow, cowchair in the cradle"
Guys 2-5: "Dude!"
Guy 1: "Come one, look at that chair!"
Guys 2-5:"Yeah, ok, i guess cowchair in the cradle.."
Young but sexually maturing female: "What the hell are you guys on?"

Cowchair in the cradle by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

cowchair in the butter

n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.

Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"

cowchair in the butter by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

Conchairto 

A composition (always in wrestling form with one swift movement) in which the sound of two steel chairs hitting one wrestler's body (preferably a Hardy) stands out in bold relief against the discontent of the audience, so as to display its qualities or the performer's skill.

Jim Ross: Benoit's got a contusion in his arm, and Mah GOD King, those DAMN Edge and Christian monsters are not making it any better with the execution of that conchairto.

Conchairto by Christian's peeps March 16, 2009

cochair

Another name for pubes, coc-hair...geddit?! anyways, its true.

ladies and gentlemen, mr speeker, cock hair...sorry, cochair...

cochair by Philly big willy with loads of cochair February 23, 2005

Couchair 

A very large chair or a small couch

The couchair was covered in spiderwebs and expired coupons.

Couchair by Arithrianos June 4, 2022