cow sex

1. to have sex with a cow
2. two cows fucking
3. when you and your girlfriend are fat

dude 1: hey jimmy seen any good porn videos latey?
dude 2: yes yes... i have!
dude 1: what's it about?
dude 2: COW SEX!

by What about the corn cob? June 2, 2015

cow sex

oh yeah

that nice

by d August 18, 2003

sex cow

Really hot female you love to have monogamous sexual intercourse with

Hey david, meet my sex cow.

by hiitsme85 July 20, 2015

sex cow

A fat girl you keep around just to fuck.

After giving me a blowjob, my sex cow and I almost broke my bed.

by mike litoris777 August 1, 2017

sexy cow

The cow of cows. A sexy cow is idolized by the rest of the heard for its physical appearance. If slaughtered and converted to steak, the individual lucky enough to enjoy this steak would publicly proclaim, "this steak was a sexy cow."

This steak is delicious, I bet that the cow who produced this wondrous steak was a sexy cow. Every cow to ever see this cow was jealous of its good looks.

by hillbillybobb September 12, 2009

Sexy Moo Cow

Far chick you wanna fuck and don't mind being seen in public with.

Sean fucked that fat girl.

Yeah, but that's his sexy moo cow.

by latmfrh June 15, 2016

Cowsexual

A gender where you will have sex with legit anything, whether its an inanimate object or a living or dead thing.

Man#1: Bro, I've decided I'm cowsexual

Man#2: what does that mean?
Man#1: Its means I can fuck a tree and a girl, or a dead animal, or anything in the world I want

Man#2: Sounds awesome

by Mike_Hawk1230 May 13, 2019