cotton headed ninny muggins

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus

Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?

by Ctrl April 3, 2006

cotton headed ninny muggins

An insult used by elves

Buddy the Elf: "I'm just a cotton headed ninny muggins!!"

by Papa Elf13 December 31, 2011

cotton-headed-ninny-muggins

a diss/insult in a funny, babyish way. It adds humer to any harsh fight and you may hear it coming from a whole range of different ages.

your such a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins! what is your problem

by stick it January 1, 2006

cotton headed ninny muggins

Somebody who feels like they can't do something right.

Buddy the elf thinks he is a cotton headed ninny muggins because he can only make 85 etcha sketcha's instead of 1000 like the other elves. He is NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins because he is a human as pappa elf tells him. A good example of a cotton headed ninny muggins is somebody that blows a country to pieces because they THOUGHT they had weapons of mass destruction. What you know somebody that did that? Wow then we all know a cotton headed ninny muggins!

by Cheeky Elf September 21, 2006

cotton headed ninny muggin

a mean mean word used at the north pole with the elves
but your not a cotton headed ninny muggin!

buddy the elf.. whats your favorite color?

Buddy the elf is not a cotton headed ninny muggin.

by kkkkkttttttttt November 18, 2007

cotton headed niggy muffin

an adjective descirbing one that is a useless dumb jerk

" i can't do anything right, i'm just a cotton headed niggy muffin"

by hncjo094 February 5, 2009

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.

"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"

by Jojo92 December 12, 2011