corona dick

when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.

Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.

by Tkashh April 26, 2020

Corona-tired-dick

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

by RobYYZ March 4, 2020

coronakick

Early release for CDC inmates due to the coronavirus pandamic

"I got a coronakick and got released 30 days early."

"Thank God I got that coronakick, I would've missed my daughter's birthday."

by Whore-able_&_Adorable April 19, 2020

coronadicament

An unexpected problem brought about by covid-19

Well this is a bit of a coronadicament isn't it?

by therealpepino January 11, 2021

coronadick

What you will get if you suck the coronavirus' dick

Random Guy A: My son fell ill yesterday..
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.

by The Man who lives in the house April 24, 2020

coronadick

When you miss the dick so much, you go against the laws/mandates/recommendations/your parents/etc., to get some dick.

Example:
Melanie: “man it’s lonely up in here.”
Vinny: “how lonely?”
Melanie: ““It’s Imma bout to get some coronadick,” kinda lonely.”
Vinny (mumbles to self): “damn, she’s thirsty.”

by Alaskatony April 3, 2020

CoronaDick

When you touch a contaminated surface & then touch your dick. Congratulations, you now have CoronaDick!

If I’ve touched a door handle upon entering a public restroom, before I pee, I wash my hands in order to avoid getting CoronaDick.

by Peppy McPoker Face June 20, 2020