corn poned

Pwned to the point that one resembles corn pone. FUBAR.

Steve: Mawk's head sploded!
Ownerer: Fuck yeah, I just corn poned him.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cornpoped

When you make up a story to show how tuff you were when you were in high school

Country89 cornpoped a story about how he beat up a tuba player in high school on a message board

by corntuff September 19, 2019

cornpone

A redneck and or hillbilly. Of Southern extraction.

From Silence of the Lambs: Don't flatter yourself, Starling. That was a long time ago. Why would I hold that against you? Besides, this town is full of cornpone country pussy.

by Colonel Angus January 26, 2005

cornpwned

1. Past tense of cornpwn.

Please see cornpwn.

by Machaira July 27, 2005

cornpone

A type of old-school country music popularized by the likes of David Allan Coe.

"That cornpone was some hot shit!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

Cornpone

A person generally known for conducting themselves in a "short-bus" manner in outdoor social settings, while completely unaware of the inappropriate nature of their actions. Often found at college football tailgate parties. Sort of a mentally-challenged version of a D-bag.

Cornpone:
Billy: "Man, I'm sorry, I heard you had cancer. So what are you gonna do with your stuff after you die?"
Steve: "That Billy is such a freaking Cornpone."

by tap_dat_icehole April 20, 2022

cornpoled

When you get cornholed by someone who took a big ass cob of corn and sqwoosed it onto their dick. It's no fun...I went to Nebraska one time and a bunch of rednecked motheruckers did it to my dog.

guy # 1: what the fuck is up with them crackers they cornpoled my dog? guy # 2: don't ask me, I guess they got nothin better to do.

by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018