corn poned
corn poned by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
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corn poned • cornpone • cornpoled • cornpoped • cornpwned • Corn • corn dog • corn ball • corn flakes • corn on the cob
cornpone
From Silence of the Lambs: Don't flatter yourself, Starling. That was a long time ago. Why would I hold that against you? Besides, this town is full of cornpone country pussy.
cornpone by Colonel Angus January 26, 2005
cornpone
"That cornpone was some hot shit!"
Cornpone
A person generally known for conducting themselves in a "short-bus" manner in outdoor social settings, while completely unaware of the inappropriate nature of their actions. Often found at college football tailgate parties. Sort of a mentally-challenged version of a D-bag.
Cornpone:
Billy: "Man, I'm sorry, I heard you had cancer. So what are you gonna do with your stuff after you die?"
Steve: "That Billy is such a freaking Cornpone."
Billy: "Man, I'm sorry, I heard you had cancer. So what are you gonna do with your stuff after you die?"
Steve: "That Billy is such a freaking Cornpone."
Cornpone by tap_dat_icehole April 20, 2022
cornpoled
When you get cornholed by someone who took a big ass cob of corn and sqwoosed it onto their dick. It's no fun...I went to Nebraska one time and a bunch of rednecked motheruckers did it to my dog.
guy # 1: what the fuck is up with them crackers they cornpoled my dog? guy # 2: don't ask me, I guess they got nothin better to do.
cornpoled by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
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