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commando pro 

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perk in cod mw2 that lets you jump off stuff without busting your ass. if you didn't know that your a n00b or don't play the game, in which case you wouldn't need to know this anyway and you just wasted your time like some asshole.
You "Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom "Where are you going?"
You "In the alley behind walmart to shoot some heroine"
Mom "WHAT? No mister you're staying home!"
You "But moooooomm! All of my friends do it!"
Mom "If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
You "Yea, if I was using commando pro."
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Bob "How did Mark die again?"
Jim "He got really wasted and jumped off the 17th story in his apartment building. He thought he was in modern warfare 2 and was using commando pro."
Bob "He was probably using steady aim."
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commando pro 

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Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.
(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro
commando pro by eneville August 9, 2010

Russian Commando Pro 

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When a russian rubs his balls on a pair of jeans so much, that steaming, hot cum shoots out.
Oh dude, i went russian commando pro on my girlfriend's face last night and made her go blind
Russian Commando Pro by canshow October 19, 2010

command prompt

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A simpler, often easier way to manipulate a file/application.

An enigma to the average PC user.

An enigma to 99.9% of Mac users.
c:\windows\system32\netstat/a

edit c:\autoexec.bat

c:\docume~1\owner\dxdiag
command prompt by TrippleZero August 1, 2005

command prompt

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the mark of a good os
type it into the command prompt.
command prompt by maxzilla June 22, 2003

Blue command prompt 

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A yearning for windows commands to remain the same. Showing indisposition to having to learn a new method of writing windows commands for Powershell
This blue command prompt uses cmdlets, where are my batch files?
Blue command prompt by Kzalo April 15, 2021

command prompt

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What should only be used in emergencies, rather than a cumbersome process of opening a file.
command prompt by someone else. June 23, 2003
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