by alpha-omega November 02, 2007
by Brandy Lush March 06, 2010
Get the coitally disturbed mug.
During the foreplay portion of a sexual encounter, the point in time in which one or both of the partners exchange various faults and insecurities that they believe would make them less appealing as a sexual partner. Typically done while dry-humping, before the clothes are removed. It's a classic win-win situation, as by that point, the other person doesn't really care, and you get the guilt off your chest of trying to be someone you don't exactly fit the profile of.
Jessie: Oh, you should know, I haven't shaved in a few days.
Thomas: As much as I appreciate the coital confessions, babe, I'm just too horny to care.
Thomas: As much as I appreciate the coital confessions, babe, I'm just too horny to care.
by iCame September 29, 2009
by bullterrier July 21, 2007
A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.
by takewhatIhave April 13, 2006
The after effect of sex where in the semen slowly drips out of an orifice. It doesn't matter what orifice.
by MaDDnEsS13 January 09, 2010