a male out at a club or bar who, at the end of the evening and failing to hook up with a woman, hangs outside of the venue and begins following unattended women harassing them in a final, pathetic attempt to get some.
My girls and I were leaving the club when these pussy cockroaches tracked us through the parking lot tryin' ta holla at us.
by midshipmanx October 21, 2010
Term used by the band modest mouse meaning going through a daily routine talking about things that truly dont matter and living life without importance. Being as worthless as a cockroach.
"Doin the cockroach yeah!"
"Ever since i got this job ive been doing the cockroach"
"Quit doing the cockroach and get the hell out of the house"
"Ever since i got this job ive been doing the cockroach"
"Quit doing the cockroach and get the hell out of the house"
by dirty x d January 29, 2010
The extremely pointy shoes worn by puerto ricans and russians that are used to crush cockroaches when then run into a corner; a round toe wont reach far enough into the corners apex to cause a lethal blow to the aforementioned roach.
Oscar had a roach in a mexican standoff in the corner of his room, his air force one was too round to crush him, out of nowhere his cousin JuanJulio, who was dressed up to go to the local cantina came running in with his cockroach-killers and instanly speared the roach in the corner.
by KWELLS September 28, 2009
Employee in large company deft in the art of not doing much at all. When the spotlight is turned on them, they work furiously and scramble to acomplish tasks quickly. As soon as attention turns away from them, they go back to their lazy ways and acomplish very little until the light is shown upon them again.
Man, that guy never does anything around here. He only gets busy when the boss is up his ass, which is rarely. he's such a corporate cockroach!
by Arch Stanton PA July 10, 2009
The dancing cockroach has a lightsaber.
by OOF8278923 November 12, 2019
Term used to describe a graduated/dropped-out member of a Student Union who keeps returning to crash activities and camps that are organised by the Union. It's favourite hiding spots are inside other current members' sleeping bags. It loves to get drunk and borrow belongings without asking.
Student A: "Hey, what's that strong alcohol smell? And where are my slippers?"
Student B: "Sounds like an SU cockroach infestation. Alright I'm tired and need to sle.."*BUMP*
Student A: Yikes there's already one in your sleeping bag!
Student B: "Sounds like an SU cockroach infestation. Alright I'm tired and need to sle.."*BUMP*
Student A: Yikes there's already one in your sleeping bag!
by Creamernest March 26, 2018
noun: The magic hour in which you have been awake for so long, that even a cockroach scuttling across the floor is a source of high amusement.
Mary: OMG, did you just see the cat sneeze?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sue: Mary, it must be the cockroach hour for you. A cat sneezing is not that amusing.
Sue: Mary, it must be the cockroach hour for you. A cat sneezing is not that amusing.
by catsluvdmb March 1, 2005