Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.

Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015

Cock Blockbuster

A store where you can rent or buy videos of people getting cock blocked. Also known as Letdown Porn

Guy: Dude i went to cock blockbuster last night want to watch a movie?
Ugly Guy: No thanks i'm going to the porn video store to watch actual porn, not almost porn.

by cockblockbusterclerk April 24, 2010

Cock Blockbuster Video

A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.

Going to get some gay porno at Cock Blockbuster Video

by the kid can drive August 7, 2010

blockbuster and cock thruster

Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.

Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.

by rickleston September 22, 2016

Blockbuster and cock thruster

Do I even need to explain

Hey kid,you wanna good Old blockbuster and cock thruster

by Sjfkd April 23, 2018

cockblockbuster

A high-grossing hollywood film that is so emotionally disturbing that it eradicates all sexual desire for hours, or even days.

Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.

by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011