that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.
by cockshoker June 22, 2004
when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.
by hippie du magique August 9, 2008
When something flicks or nicks the very tip of the penis and a cock-numbing pain results, much like being electrically shocked.
by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008
by 88folife February 23, 2008
When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
by Mrbridge December 19, 2013
when a male is about to lose his virginity or engage in a certain sexual activity that he has never done before, his massive throbbing boner suddenly disappears and goes soft
Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.
by 7incherYEAHBUDDY April 19, 2011
when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).
by BornBaltimoreon January 28, 2022