Any male that spends so much time in online forums filled with sock puppets that they start acting like one.
Yo, it's at the point where Louie takes his laptop to the shitter. When we argued about doing the dishes piled up in the sink he called me a soy boy and praised kek. He's turning into a damn cock puppet.
by hilliam February 18, 2021
Something you stick your dick inside to make move around. A nymphomaniac. Someone who is very energetic during the act of sexual intercourse. Usually referring to a younger individual
"Dude, she's a total cock puppet."
"Man, I'm sick of my wife, I need a cock puppet"
by Wildstar July 23, 2003
A tiny little lady (or man I reckon) that you can grab ahold of and make like a mannequin whilst frigging.
'Golly, that cock puppet sure would be nice to animate,' said Justin.
by JimbAround February 1, 2004
1. Someone who acts as if they are sitting on a cock.

2. A garden herb found in the mountains of Siberia.
by Maine Brain October 26, 2009
A short, trampy girl with curves but a bit of puppy fat.
Often found working as promo girls or receptionists at mechanics' workshops.
Given the relative size difference between her and virtually any male sexual partner, she'll look more or less like a puppet on his penis. Hence the term 'cock puppet'.
Did you see that chick dishing out the free samples of diet protein shake? She's such a cock puppet.
by Ridley Amstrad November 1, 2010
A term for a sock like vestige that has been ejaculated into and is now soiled, crusty and dripping stale semen.

Could be used as a noun to describe the emotions post coitus with someone or something; or to describe a person who sells themselves or their country out.
Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet, I felt used and dirty; and then he threw me out.

Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet. I loved feeling like his cum-dumpster -Shagged and leaking.

The president is Rupert Murdoch's personal cock puppet. He's been used so much, it's now unhygienic!
by zaprime June 28, 2021