When you get a "Cobb Salad", which happens when a piece of undigested corn gets lodged in your penis after
anal sex, your partner can remove it by performing a procedure known as the reverse corn
cob. This is when your partner sucks the undigested corn out of your penis and
eats it. Again.
My partner was hungry after
anal sex. Luckily she had given me a Cobb Salad, so she did a reverse corn cob on me and had a
snack. But she was still hungry so she got up and made a
sandwich.