Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!
by Greg W August 8, 2006
Billy: The holidays are coming up and you know what that means.
Tom: Yep, all that great food....
Billy: Maybe for you, but Ive got a one way ticket to Clusterfuck, USA
Tom: Yep, all that great food....
Billy: Maybe for you, but Ive got a one way ticket to Clusterfuck, USA
by NewEnglandClamChowder December 12, 2009
A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck
Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck
by yv July 8, 2004
An exclamation proclaimed by Emily in a rather un-nerving pas de duex class at Burklyn '04. Robin and Kate helped to bring the phrase to popularity, and it has held strongly.
After falling out of her arabesque press, Emily proclaimed, "Clusterfuck! Shit!" and then proceded to enter into another arabesque
by ShaniquaPop August 8, 2006
Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.
SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.
by Sanford2012NOT June 24, 2009
someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up
by j son May 25, 2009
The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.
or:
The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
or:
The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
by Fatty July 2, 2003