Clownhooks

Another definition expression for "Hands on" except the hands being used are attached to a person that is a complete ass-clown, and shouldn't have the privilege of touching such sacred material in the general aspects of life.

Look at that scumbag over there...he has his greasy clownhooks all over that hot chick and for some odd reason she likes it. It must be his style or his lies that is scoring him that ass.

by Ellis McSponge May 12, 2011

Clownhooker

v. To drive by a group of prostitutes and throw fruit at them.

These aplles are rotten, lets use them to clownhooker some hoes.

by JSA1 September 8, 2007