An outlet that is lit enough to produce favors for you. This is directly correlated to clout. When someone has a lot of clout, they have a lot of power or influence. A cloutlit is usually a friend that can help you gain entrance to an exclusive event or help with exposure on your creative project. A cloutlit can also be a page, blog, or thread that has a lot of exposure and can help achieve the same goal.
I'm really trying to utilize all my cloutlits to get into Skrillex's party.
I found this new cloutlit to really help make my new song pop off.
The act of tweeting at a celebrity or other public figure, pretending to be a journalist, with the aim of convincing them to follow you back so that you can DM them something insulting
“Oh man, I loved it when James Felton was cloutfishing that Scottish Tory MP about his posh fish and chips”
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"