A school in central PA known for being filled with awkward, mostly drug-addicted students who have a strong hatred toward rednecks at Red Land.
Every day some kind of fight breaks out, a part of the school catches on fire, or one of the teachers has a meltdown at the audacity of 'kids these days'.
The sports teams rock and always kick Red Land's ass, yet the school board spends more money on renovating a piece of shit school than they ever would on extra-curricular activities people actually care about.
Everywhere you turn people are dry-humping in the hallway and can not be separated, even with crowbars.
Cedar Cliff is most popular for having "creeper" teachers that enjoy having young girls suck chalk dust, hand sanitizer and milk shakes off their fingers. Students are also known for complying whole-heartedly with this to get better grades.
Even though a McDonald's is a two minute walk away, OSS is given out for going there during lunch.
Half the female population in the school is pregnant, has had a pregnancy scare, or insists on pretending they are pregnant to get a sufficient amount of attention.
The school is so hot in the summer that kids pass out daily from it and in the winter, if you aren't wearing a snow suit, you are generally so cold that some part of your body develops frost bite.
Most of the classes are considered a joke and the teachers cannot honestly relate how any of what you are learning will apply to your career later in life.
Every day some kind of fight breaks out, a part of the school catches on fire, or one of the teachers has a meltdown at the audacity of 'kids these days'.
The sports teams rock and always kick Red Land's ass, yet the school board spends more money on renovating a piece of shit school than they ever would on extra-curricular activities people actually care about.
Everywhere you turn people are dry-humping in the hallway and can not be separated, even with crowbars.
Cedar Cliff is most popular for having "creeper" teachers that enjoy having young girls suck chalk dust, hand sanitizer and milk shakes off their fingers. Students are also known for complying whole-heartedly with this to get better grades.
Even though a McDonald's is a two minute walk away, OSS is given out for going there during lunch.
Half the female population in the school is pregnant, has had a pregnancy scare, or insists on pretending they are pregnant to get a sufficient amount of attention.
The school is so hot in the summer that kids pass out daily from it and in the winter, if you aren't wearing a snow suit, you are generally so cold that some part of your body develops frost bite.
Most of the classes are considered a joke and the teachers cannot honestly relate how any of what you are learning will apply to your career later in life.
Jack: She just had her fourth kid and is still addicted to heroin.
Jill: Must have went to Cedar Cliff.
Jill: Must have went to Cedar Cliff.
by cedarcliffsucks March 29, 2011
A sexual position meaning to take a girl from behind on the edge of the bed. Either Anal or Vaginal. Benificial because the goat will always be pushing back.
Me and my girlfriend were feeling very environmental so we decided to do the goat on the cliff.
A: I want to do it, but i don't want to lose my virginity to you. Thats my only problem.
B: Simple, lets do the goat on the cliff.
A: I want to do it, but i don't want to lose my virginity to you. Thats my only problem.
B: Simple, lets do the goat on the cliff.
by Tyson Sinclair October 27, 2006
-The major rajor on the four string motherfucker!
-First in Metal to put out a kick ass bass solo.
-Metallica sucks without him. That's a fact.
-Didn't give a shit about what people said about his style.
Rest in peace cliff!
-First in Metal to put out a kick ass bass solo.
-Metallica sucks without him. That's a fact.
-Didn't give a shit about what people said about his style.
Rest in peace cliff!
"Cliff Burton is my idol on the four string motherfucker."
"Cliff was an awesome bassist. Listen to Orion."
If Cliff didn't die, Metallica wouldn't have wore make-up in the load and reload album cover. They wouldn't have cut their hair. They wouldn't have sold out. And they wouldn't sound so damn awful today.
"Cliff was an awesome bassist. Listen to Orion."
If Cliff didn't die, Metallica wouldn't have wore make-up in the load and reload album cover. They wouldn't have cut their hair. They wouldn't have sold out. And they wouldn't sound so damn awful today.
by Bass-Space August 26, 2006
When one person has to make a decision between two people in their life, and they are entered into a scenario which involves the given person holding onto those two important people...over the edge of a cliff.
The decision has to made hastily, either dropping one person and continue to survive with the other, or hang onto both of them, which eventually leads to everyones death.
The decision has to made hastily, either dropping one person and continue to survive with the other, or hang onto both of them, which eventually leads to everyones death.
Using the Cliff Concept in standard dialogue:
Jacob: "If you had both me and your philosophy teacher hanging off a cliff, and you could only save one person, who would it be?"
Sage: "Well, thats quite controversial and really hard to come to a decision...I'd have to save you though, Jacob, just because you're way hotter."
Jacob: "If you had both me and your philosophy teacher hanging off a cliff, and you could only save one person, who would it be?"
Sage: "Well, thats quite controversial and really hard to come to a decision...I'd have to save you though, Jacob, just because you're way hotter."
by Jaykub Floyd February 13, 2008
by notfornothing14 December 14, 2014
One of the greatest musicians who ever walked the Earth. A master songwriter and an experimental technical master of the bass guitar. He played bass solos at 100 miles per hour using a wah pedal (Morley) and distortion (Electro-Harmonix Big Muff). He joined Metallica in the early eighties after about a month of begging from James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich. When he finally joined, he wrote some of their biggest hits, and would have wrote more if it wasn't for a bus accident on September 27th, 1986. He was only 24. His bass in the earlier days was a Rickenbacker, in later days he used an Aria Pro II SB-1000. Aria should really make this bass more available.
"How would you fuckheads like to meet Cliff Burton, the major rager on the four string motherfucker!?"
"Why don't we all say hi to Cliff? Hi Cliff!"
"Doo, DOO Doo DOO Doo DOO, doo BWAH"
"Mommy, I hear thunder."
"Oh, that's not thunder... it's Cliff, up there, playing his bass..."
"Why don't we all say hi to Cliff? Hi Cliff!"
"Doo, DOO Doo DOO Doo DOO, doo BWAH"
"Mommy, I hear thunder."
"Oh, that's not thunder... it's Cliff, up there, playing his bass..."
by Mike45678 December 9, 2007
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