At the Halloween party, Melissa was about to get Kevin's phone number, when Seth clam dammed her by asking him if she found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Melissa that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Feeling awkward, Kevin walked away as soon as he had the chance.
When a lady wears jeans on a hot sultry day and she gets sweaty in her knuckle (private/ vagina/ nether) region.
1) Damn girl its 1000 degrees out and your in jeans... you probably have a major clam dam at the moment.
2) Maybe I should wear a skirt to avoid a nasty clam dam.
3) You cant act on Beaver Fever when you have clam dam.
The effort or act of preventing a femal from engaging in sexual behavior specificaly with a phalius. To create drama resulting in cebalcy for a lesbian.The female version of cock block. past tense clam damed
Sara: I can't believe Tanyas acting like a douchebagette now my date left.
Anna: Man you got clam damed
Do not clam dam me at this Liilith fest tonight Susan
When an acquaintance blocks their female friend from getting with a guy. The equivalent of Cock Block, this can cause a reduction of friendship and a possibility of ruining any more chances with said man.
Chelsea was about to get a throbbing cock inside of her until Taylor came in crying, what a total Clam Dam
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.