The Citrus Scale

A way of comparing breast size in relation to citrus fruit.

A-Cup=Kumquats.

B-Cup=Tangerines.

C-Cup=Lemons.

D-Cup=Oranges.

DD-Cup=Grapefruits.

Using the citrus scale, I think she's packing Lemons.

by towel73 October 9, 2010

citrus kiss

An auto-erotic sex act in which a male nails or otherwise attaches a dildo to a wall or other similar structure and proceeds to use the dildo for self stimulation anal style. Named for the appearance of the participant's face during the act which often resembles the facial expression produced by sucking on a cut lemon.

Yo! I hear that dude is into some weird stuff man. Like citrus kisses.

by blahblahblahblahblah45 February 25, 2011

booty citrus

The residual seepage of poop that burns your butt within 30-60 minutes after taking a crap.

Man, I have really bad booty citrus.

by roadtoeldorado June 26, 2015

seagrams citrus orange

Type in Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water on urban dictionary to see the full definition

Guy 1: Yo why isnt Seagrams Citrus Orange defined?

Guy 2: Yo it is, you just gotta type in "seagrams citrus orange seltzer water" on urbandictionary

by seagramscitrusorangeseltzerwat December 19, 2013

Citrus Blast

When you take a lemon cut in half, put it in your partners mouth (who is laying on there back) Then you ejaculate(have sex to get close to climax first, obviously) on their face, take the lemon out of their mouth, and spray the lemon juices in their eyes, blinding them, and finishing with a cheeky skull fuck

MC Vagina: "Did You fuck Jane last night?"
Adolf: "Yeah, I gave her a citrus blast

by The Real Citrus Blaster December 1, 2016

Citrus Documentphobia

The fear of downloading LimeWire for the fear of getting a virus.

Dude: Hey man you got LimeWire?

Dood: Nah, I have Citrus Documentphobia

by BigTool4You August 15, 2007

Citrus High School

Only the SHITTIEST school to ever exist. They give 0 fucks about their students, and it's filled with yee yee MFS. People enjoy waving the rebel flag (fuckin racists), and showing people their parents guns and calling them theirs.
If you're a liberal you will be eaten alive and will feel like your existence does not matter. Everyone's confused about their sexuality, and everyone likes to act ghetto. It's basically just a fucking school filled of stupidity and people who like to fight for no damn reason. If you go to CHS, you're most likely suicidal. fuck chs.

"yo what school you go to"
"chs"
"yo man, citrus high school is cancerous to society."

by yxngdxggerdixk December 2, 2018