cisclaimer

1. A race or gender based apology for a statement made by an author

A disclaimer at the end or middle of an article created by an author to remove all credibility for what they wrote due to their gender or race

An apology by an author that he is in fact racially or sexually unfit to have written anything you just read

Cisclaimer: As a cissexual cisgendendered cisspecies male, my privilege prevents me from speaking for, speaking about, correctly observing , or even dreaming about the very subject my evil oppressive capitalist patriarchical publication paid me to cover.

cisclaimer by TinkerTailorSoldierSwift June 16, 2016

The Stegall Disclaimer

Clause.

Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.

NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”

The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.

*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.

Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”

Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”

The Stegall Disclaimer by William Faulknerite April 12, 2009

Disclaimer 

A statement that denies that nothing is wrong

Just a disclaimer, No ducks were ever harmed in the making of the duck songs.

Disclaimer by Johnny bob999988885555 May 10, 2021

disclaimer 

may also refer to the legalese term for "I'm washing my hands of this and whatever happens, or doesn't, may manifest as a result of this is NOT OUR FAULT it's all your fault.

"dude they stole my car! right from the parking lot and they have all this security!"

"I know, but look at your parking voucher, it has the disclaimer so it's not their problem."

disclaimer by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 1, 2005

The Disclaimer Song 

A song Ethan (crankgameplays) made up on Unus Annus to warm viewers not to try what they were doing at home

The Disclaimer Song

Hey now, don't try it at home
Do do do do do
Hey now, don't try it
Don't you dare try it
You might die if you do this at home
Do do do do

Oh, here's the bridge, woah
Don't try it
Don't do the thing that we're about to do
Do do do do

Oh, don't try this at all, or you'll die if
You try this thing at home
Do do do do do

OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S THE DISCLAIMER SONG!

Don't try this at home
If you do, you might die
This is our disclaimer to you
Hey, don't be that guy
Just watch us do the thing you want to
Dooooo
Be safe
For me
But be safe
For you

The Disclaimer Song by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

The Birdwell Disclaimer 

The Birdwell , originated in Villa Park IL representing a well bearded man and clever master of memes. The Birdwell Disclaimer is a term used when you are trying to seduce a woman, but want to be clear, you are not the best in bed-but still good.

Man, I met this hot girl at the bar. She was really into me but I had to set the expectations and give her the Birdwell Disclaimer.

The Birdwell Disclaimer by Bougee77 April 3, 2019

disclaimer 

When used in fanfiction, a sort-of legality placed at the beginning of each chapter. It states that the fandom doesn't belong to the author of the fanfic, and is often written in a sarcastic way, especially after several chapters.

1. Death Note belongs to Ohba-san and Obata-san. All OCs and this plot are mine. Canon plot and characters aren't.
2. Disclaimer: Death Note? Lemme check... no, still not mine.

disclaimer by rHeineken March 24, 2009