NOT GOD
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
by Cuck Hayta August 11, 2006
A Kick ass guy whose name is now used in everything.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
by El Fabio February 6, 2006
When chuck norris wanted to have relations with Carmen Electra, all he had to say was "You ready for the Norris inside you?". She couldn't jump on him fast enough. Sadly, when he came, his semen roundhouse-kicked its way through her body, destroying it from the inside.
Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana
Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana
by Bilbo666 May 10, 2006
A grown-ass MAN. Manliest man alive. Doesnt take shit from anyone, show Chuck Norris respect or he'll roundhouse kick you in the face
by ~Andrew~ 703 February 27, 2008
Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.
by Squeed December 2, 2005
When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.
One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.
If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.
One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.
If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.
by haaaaaaanh! December 31, 2005
chuck norris suuuucks!
this just in! a man known as amunkeywithastick has just died of severe head trauma. when found by family and freinds he had a foot print on the side of his face. the shoe size read chuck norris. join fox 11 news tonight at 11.
by amunkeywithastick May 26, 2010