An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.
by William Gates February 4, 2005
A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.
by bossonvacation January 15, 2018
One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
by Jinad October 17, 2022
by WileyWeasel13 December 31, 2021