Chooch

1. a slacker
2. a person who puts the smallest effort into completing a task
3. someone that goes out of his/her way to avoid doing work
4. a person who spends an abundance of time relaxing instead of doing actual work

can also be a verb "chooching", or an adj that "choochy" or "choochish"

past tense is "chooched"

A group of coworkers are sweeping a floor and one person (the chooch) takes and hour to get a dustpan

the grasshopper in the story of the ant and the grasshopper

man john chooched out on the job today

by nmcamper May 8, 2009

Chooch

Douchebag, moron

That dude is a chooch!

by Selkie1 July 25, 2017

Chooch

Used by Italian Americans to mean an idiot numbskull stupid person also a person who is too old to do certain things

Look at that man riding on a kids bike the big Chooch

by Julia Caesar October 17, 2018

Chooch

Courtney's vagina. See also: Fluffy.

Noah named his cat, "Chooch," after Courtney's female reproductive organ.

by Nirt January 20, 2004

Chooch

Simply another term used for weed. Originated by 1puglife and brought into the United States by Zach Hartig, Max Moore, Logan Culp, and Jon Sanderson

Wanna go smoke some chooch before work today?

by ccartmell22 December 9, 2016

Chooch

The partaking of when thy use or "hit" a vaping device

Him: Can I use your doohickey
Her: Sure go ahead and chooch it

by actualnword November 1, 2019

Chooch

In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.

You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?

Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.

Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.

by Scott Christensen January 25, 2008