choked up

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someone who can't get their words straight and can't get them out right

chokie:um that duge..uhh i mean dude

Straight:your choked up son

choked up by Dani Dagger March 17, 2008

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Coked Up

Being Under the influence of Cocaine Hydrochloride. See Jacked Up

I got ahold of a ball and was coked up till 9am at my boy's house.

Coked Up by TheHose February 2, 2005

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Cooked Up

The state of being extremely high on meth or crack type drugs.

Damn that chick Jaynie sure was cooked up

Cooked Up by Rev. Foxx May 20, 2010

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choped up

a word used to describe oral sex

"man that bitch choped me up last night"

choped up by chuy January 20, 2005

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coked up

acting like you are under the influence of cocaine, whether you are or not.
alternate: going crazy with pent up energy for no apparent reason.

Dude, Jamie is so coked up on caffeine right now. Don't even try talking to her right now.

I am so coked up, and I have no idea why. I just need to dance or something.

coked up by Kricketpalooza November 28, 2007

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Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

Cooked Up Bat by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

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coked up retard

Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up

“Hey Jesse, you’re late to work again, that’s 3 times this week, you’re a fucking coked up retard”

coked up retard by Gaddo4 December 2, 2020

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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