chocolate train 

n. Essentially a conga line, but all the members are naked homosexuals.

Lance: <fag lisp> Omygosh!! That was some crazy shit last night!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Yeah... like, that chocolate train was awesome...
Lance: <fag lisp> Boyfriend, you don't even KNOW... I was at the front!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Ohmygawsh... i SOO wanted to be at the front...
Lance: <fag lisp> Hah haa! I got rammed harder than you!

chocolate train by Phoenix Wrong May 28, 2007

chocolate chicken train 

A sexual act. Consume an egg salad sandwich from a gas station. Immediately after your partner reaches climax grab a double fistfull of hair, jump on your partner's back, and stradle them. Continue by laying down a massively nasty steamer all over her back, while making the "choo choo" noise.

I know she stole 30 bucks from me, so last night when we were having our break up sex, I gave her a chocolate chicken train.

chocolate chicken train by TheKenTaylor August 9, 2006

Chocolate Chunky Train 

Verb. 1) Taking a shit in your woman's vagina.

"Yo Steve, yesterday I gave Yolanda the chocolate chunky train. It took that bitch two days to clean out her cooch!"

Chocolate Chunky Train by froznalyve September 30, 2007

Chocolate Choo Choo Train 

The act of defecating on ones chest while wearing a conductors hat and having them yell "CHOO CHOO" while strangling ones throat and having ones canine observe.

John and I were making love when I suddenly felt a warm substance on my chest and I heard him yell "CHOO CHOO"!! I think he just performed a "Chocolate Choo Choo Train" because he was wearing his conductors hat and he made my dog Nibbles stay in the room.

Chocolate Choo Choo Train by Phill McHunt May 21, 2010

chocolate taint 

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

chocolate taint by Magruder January 7, 2008