Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.

"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

The chocolate run

1. The act of going out to purchase chocolate.
2. Moving with quick steps on alternative feet while in posession of chocolate.
3. The life of a person who thinks in chocolate and spends her life avoiding intimacy.
4. The emotional gauntlet we all go through at some point in our lives, eased by the consumption of chocolate.

The chocolate run..Dorothy Koomson.

by taloolah August 11, 2008

chocolate runway pilot

A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.

That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.

by lorri789 November 6, 2007

Captain of The Chocolate Runway

A homosexual person. i.e a fag

damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

Chocolate Runway

The chocolate runway is the long-lost art of shitting down one's throat in such a way that it slides right down, leaving a 'chocolate runway' behind it.

"Last night Jason gave Emily a chocolate runway and she was talking about it all morning!"

by elitexero March 2, 2007

PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY

a faggot; queer; nancy boy.

I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.

by weave April 2, 2003

chocolate runway

where david likes victoria to shove her fist

david: "make sure you spit on it first"
vic: "maybe i can stick my fingers down my throat and throw up on it instead?"
david: "okay then hunny, be gentle..."
vic: "brace yourself david"
david: "ohh, that was just like last time, only better"
vic: "thats cos it was Brooklyns head"

by Uncle Super Schlong June 11, 2003