chocolate lady 

1. a horny middle aged woman who unabashedly verbalizes her fantasies about youger men, often with a Fran Drescher- like intonation, named for the almost universal adoration and overconsumption of chocolate these women exhibit

2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady

Chocolote Lady: Mmmm! That Bo Bice has such a tight little ass!

Observer: Chocolate lady, three o'clock.

chocolate lady by vivezplus September 2, 2006

Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise

Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.

You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.

Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise by zShortbusz November 25, 2009

Chocolate Cherry Ladyfingers 

When a male excretes into a female's hand, and she proceeds to masturbate while on her menstrual cycle.

And we had chocolate cherry ladyfingers for desert.. my vajayjay still smells like dook!

Chocolate Cherry Ladyfingers by Ryan & Erica November 26, 2007