When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.
Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberrysmoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE
Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”