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cheese platter 

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
cheese platter by delores haze September 5, 2006
Word of the Day on February 3, 2024
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Cheese Platter 

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.
"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."
Cheese Platter by Jem August 16, 2004

Cheese Platter 

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.
“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”
Cheese Platter by Cheezers July 18, 2021

Wisconsin Cheese Platter 

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”

two finger cheese platter 

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers
After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

Melanesian Cheese Platter 

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese
After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

German Cheeseplatter 

"Anal in the oral"
Otherwise, shitting in the sexual partner's mouth, and having sex with it as if fucking an asshole. The partner may choose to suck if possible. But, remember: don't swallow!
Instead of choosing to interupt their intercourse by taking a shit, Jimmy chose to save time by simply giving Julie a German Cheeseplatter.
German Cheeseplatter by Dicks In October 24, 2009
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