a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night
girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
by delores haze September 5, 2006
When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”
“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 5, 2021
A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.
by Jem August 16, 2004
When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers
by Dallask8675309 July 16, 2017
“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”
“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”
“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”
by Cheezers July 18, 2021
A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese
After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah
by Varus58 October 6, 2023