Cheese and Cracker 

A young, unmarried couple, typically living together in a council flat, that are so dirty that you can easily make the assumption that he has a cheesy penis and she has a dry and salty vagina.

Joel: Oh my god, did you see them two just now?

Gemma: I know! They were easily a cheese and cracker.

Cheese and Cracker by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014

cheese and crackers 

A religiously neutral way to say "Jesus Christ".

Nick Wilde: I um... I may have sold him, a very expensive wool rug. That was made from the fur, of a skunk's... butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

cheese and crackers by Furry4Life June 26, 2016

cheese and crackers 

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

cheese and crackers by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009

holy cheese and crackers 

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something

Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!

holy cheese and crackers by Ket August 25, 2005

cheese and crackers got all muddy 

"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).

6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"

cheese and crackers got all muddy by ZMia December 13, 2008

Holy buckets of cheese and crackers 

What you would say instead of holy shit or a variation thereof.

"Look at that!"

"Holy buckets of cheese and crackers!"

Holy buckets of cheese and crackers by Gaarasgirl October 18, 2009

Cheese and Crackers 

The very wrong act of wearing white socks and sandels. The white socks being the cheese and the sandels being the crackers.

"Dude! Did we just walk into a cheese and crackers convention?"

"Check out that guy's cheese and crackers!"

Cheese and Crackers by Dan Mc December 29, 2007