Christchurch Boys High is a zoo located in Christchurch, New Zealand, and consists mainly of primitive apes. Sometimes the animals will attempt tricks in order to obtain food from visitors and zookeepers. Please come and visit some time as i'm sure the boy- I mean apes would love a visit from someone.
Please note: this is just a joke to payback boys high for what they put for Christ's College, so definitely don't take it personally
Newspaper article: "Chch Boys High School has recently been visited by zoo critics and was rated 8/10. I would highly recommend taking a visit sometime".
what may change you, but you can't trace time (courtesy of Bowie)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Don't tell t hem to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Where's your shame You've left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can't trace time
Chlamydia for people who can't spell but their high school feels bad for them and gives them a diploma anyways.
"Bro, she gave me chchlamydia. I'm fucked."
"What?"
"Chchlamydia, you know the STI that makes pissing hard."
"What was your highschool GPA?"
"1.7, my mom was proud of me!"
"You know, that makes a lot of sense knowing you."
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.