Christchurch Boys High is a zoo located in Christchurch, New Zealand, and consists mainly of primitive apes. Sometimes the animals will attempt tricks in order to obtain food from visitors and zookeepers. Please come and visit some time as i'm sure the boy- I mean apes would love a visit from someone.
Please note: this is just a joke to payback boys high for what they put for Christ's College, so definitely don't take it personally
Newspaper article: "Chch Boys High School has recently been visited by zoo critics and was rated 8/10. I would highly recommend taking a visit sometime".
what may change you, but you can't trace time (courtesy of Bowie)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Don't tell t hem to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Where's your shame You've left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can't trace time
Chlamydia for people who can't spell but their high school feels bad for them and gives them a diploma anyways.
"Bro, she gave me chchlamydia. I'm fucked."
"What?"
"Chchlamydia, you know the STI that makes pissing hard."
"What was your highschool GPA?"
"1.7, my mom was proud of me!"
"You know, that makes a lot of sense knowing you."