Charks

The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.

Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.

by jshocks February 05, 2018

charked

when one becomes so tan that they take on the color of charcoal.

"Damn, Hannah got charked at the beach yesterday."

"I forgot to put on sunscreen a couple days ago and now I'm looking a little charky."

by michaela234 June 23, 2011

Chark

drunk colloquial for sharks,
can also be used interchangeably for choking on something (like a dick)

“Sage, look out!! Chark attack!!!”
“Aye she charkin on dat meat”

by Hambogram March 27, 2021

Chark

The word shark being slaughter by the Latino community who cant properly speak the English language

Pedro "be careful when you go to the beach, watch out for the charks"

by lala19999997 March 18, 2013

chark

Any couple who shows good intentions but sometimes poor judgement, esp. when it comes to partying.

Those charks should have thought twice before bringing their beer to the beach, they could have saved themselves a bunch of money in fines.

by trueboo July 01, 2005

Chark

A word you can substitute for any other word.

1.) Man that's so chark.
2.) If you try to chark with me I will Chark you up.
3.) I like to Chark

by MHKgirl October 15, 2010

chark

A fictional story that is in no way plausible to have any truth to it at all. A story that is created by an individual solely to enhance ones ego. Can also be implemented to one up another guys story or experience.

This one time I killed 5 ninja's just to get to the peanut butter jar, thats a chark

by Charlie Harcus November 19, 2009