Very shity music made by Bulgarian low-inteligent musiciants adicted to low-quality alcohol and preformed by guipsies and retarded whors(most often blond).The lyrics are cheesy and doesn't ring any bells...at all
by Victor 6taigata February 20, 2005
Not particularly sophisticated music by (often) not particularly sophisticated composers, writers, and performers, mostly targeted at not particularly sophisticated listeners with 1/2" foreheads and no necks (insurance business folks, cops, cheap alcohol addicts, etc.)
Features cheesy lyrics and primitive melody, bearing superficial resemblance to traditional Bulgarian folk music.
From Turkish "chalga" meaning popular music (or sort of - corrections welcome.)
Features cheesy lyrics and primitive melody, bearing superficial resemblance to traditional Bulgarian folk music.
From Turkish "chalga" meaning popular music (or sort of - corrections welcome.)
by Filan Kishiqta April 8, 2005
I'm from Bulgaria, and chalga is the most stupid, idotic,and frankly fucked up music style in the world. Listened usually after consuming large amounts of cheap alcohol. Authors: untalanted, Singers: Stupid as hell, usually female, sometimes gay if male, and with enough silicon(if female or gay) in their breasts to make at least 800 computer chips.
Example for chalga:
A doggy drags a bus,(Kuche vlachi reis,)
A doggy drags a bus.(Kuche vlachi reis.)
o.0
A doggy drags a bus,(Kuche vlachi reis,)
A doggy drags a bus.(Kuche vlachi reis.)
o.0
by Martin Georgiev(stress on the i-s) April 15, 2006
Very famous music in Bulgaria, almost 80 percent of the deluded citizens of the country listen to it. It's a mixture of Turkish and gipsy music usually performed by women that are dressed like whores. In Bulgaria children at the age of 7 start listening to that music and use it's abusive words in real life which makes them really awful, Chalga is the scum that destroys every last drop of humanity in people and restricts them from thinking as normal human beings. Chalga fans are usually heavily drunk people on parties, weddings, chalga clubs (which are numerous in Bulgaria), and small children under the age of 18 which are pliable to have sex on the age of 13 influenced by the lyrics of chalga. With a few words, chalga is the dreg of society.
(Performed by a woman chalga singer, the song is very famous.)
Take me to some local pub
and start ordering
and for me start a fight
violently drive
on red traffic light
do something crazy with me
we're gonna do crazy things tonight
Take me to some local pub
and start ordering
and for me start a fight
violently drive
on red traffic light
do something crazy with me
we're gonna do crazy things tonight
by Rafaelo April 11, 2005
Chalga is some kind of music which most of bulgarian people listen to shake their ass.The musicians are mainly low-intelligent blondies with big SILICONE tits named like dirty porn stars: Gergana, Ivana, Gloria, Maria and etc.
The lyrics are uniform ,the music sound like horse neighing.The "singers" are ungifted and sound like gipsy shit!!!
The lyrics are uniform ,the music sound like horse neighing.The "singers" are ungifted and sound like gipsy shit!!!
by Manuella October 22, 2005
CHALGA is a mixture of Serbian, Gypsie, Greek and Turkish music that is very popular amongst Bulgarian truck drivers, wood workers, waiters, undereducated persons and working class individuals as a whole.
No one can explain the CHALGA phenomenon - the strangest thing about it being the lack of any Bulgarian roots in the CHALGA subculture and still its high popularity in Bulgaria only. Bulgarians tend to like other Balkan peoples' shitty Oriental music and at the same time seem to ignore their own beautiful European folk music.
The word CHALGA has Turkish or Gypsie roots and it means a small orchestra of drunk gypsie musicians, making shitty noise in the middle of the night.
The CHALGA subculture has its own trade mark way of dressing - it is the pimp/prostitute fashion style.
Men should look tough and shuld be covered in golden jewelry while women should look as dumb as possible and should be dressed in a way corresponding to the style of the shittiest prostitute on the road side.
Bulgarian CHALGA musicians get inspired by mustached Turkish crap-eaters and Serbian big-boobed whores.
Fuck knows why...
No one can explain the CHALGA phenomenon - the strangest thing about it being the lack of any Bulgarian roots in the CHALGA subculture and still its high popularity in Bulgaria only. Bulgarians tend to like other Balkan peoples' shitty Oriental music and at the same time seem to ignore their own beautiful European folk music.
The word CHALGA has Turkish or Gypsie roots and it means a small orchestra of drunk gypsie musicians, making shitty noise in the middle of the night.
The CHALGA subculture has its own trade mark way of dressing - it is the pimp/prostitute fashion style.
Men should look tough and shuld be covered in golden jewelry while women should look as dumb as possible and should be dressed in a way corresponding to the style of the shittiest prostitute on the road side.
Bulgarian CHALGA musicians get inspired by mustached Turkish crap-eaters and Serbian big-boobed whores.
Fuck knows why...
by fukktor April 10, 2005
Bulgarian deformed and corrupted kinda music. Good for nothing except making you stupid, retarded and having sort of fun when totaly wasted !
Lyrics -
The rocks are falling,
falling from the sky !
Lyrics -
Green, green when all my money are green, green !
The rocks are falling,
falling from the sky !
Lyrics -
Green, green when all my money are green, green !
by Luben Lambov April 8, 2005