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nut in andy’s cereal 

An action performed after something undesired happens. is used in anticipation of
If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andys cereal.

america's cereal bowl 

A metaphor for California, because it's full of fruits, nuts, and flakes. (People not crop)
Person 1:How was your trip to California?
Person 2:Now I see why they call it America's cereal bowl.

Kiff's Mix Cereal 

A show clip once uploaded by the Disney Channel's Youtube with an inherently funny name
Friend 1: "Kiff's mix cereal"
Friend 2: "hehehehehe"

Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord 

It all started off with with Echo saying

‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.

the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.

In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.

however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.

it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
Yo you remember that Cereal War of Ranboos Discord?
Dudeeeee Yeahhhh that was wild

The Cereal War Of Ranboo's Stream Channel! 

What once started off as a simple statement by an individual named Echo: "I read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk" delved into an argument into what is better of the two: Cereal with milk or Cereal with water.

The leader of the water cereal side was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal side was TNTRay and as tensions rose, Raven gave an awe inspiring speech that said:
"DEAR NATION OF #stream-channel , YOUR TYRANNY HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG. FOR FAR TOO LONG THE MILK CEREAL NATION HAS EXILED US, SHAMED US, ATTACKED US. BUT NO LONGER! TONIGHT, MILK CEREAL NATION, YOU WILL FACE YOUR END AT THE HANDS OF THE WATER CEREAL"

With that Ashs aid:

"HERE YE HERE YE. BY ORDER OF THE COUNCIL OF THE CEREAL, WE HEREBY DECLARE WATER CEREAL AS AN ATTEMPT OF VIOLENCE TOWARD PUBLIC SAFETY AND A BLATANT REMARK REBELLING AGAINST PEACE AND TRANQUILITY. FOLLOWING ARTICLE 3 PASSAGE 7 OF THE CEREAL ACCORDS, I, REPRESENTATIVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH OF THE MILK CEREAL, HEREBY BANISH THOSE OF THE WATER CEREAL COMMUNITY. THEY WILL BE GIVEN 24 HOURS TO GATHER THEIR BELONGINGS AND SAY GOOD BYE TO LOVED ONES. SHOULD THEY CHOOSE TO IGNORE SAID JUDGEMENT, THEY WILL BE GIVEN PUNISHMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE"

(credits to Ash1001 for most of the information)
Remember 15/02/2021?

yeah, the time of The Cereal War Of Ranboo's Stream Channel!

The day where we all had a war over what was right to eat with cereal, water or milk.
Where Philza Minecraft himself stated that "when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'" 

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"