A phrase spin off of the popular, 100%. Usually used by hipsters and other people who are generally cooler than the rest of ordinary society. Indicative of a higher IQ and good sense of fun and urban living.
by Mav3r1ck July 8, 2014
An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.
While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.
by Karl L August 25, 2006
Cement Guy is someone who posts fake images and tells tons of lies on their web page. You will notice Cement Guy is NEVER in the pics he posts. Also known to use many question marks at the end of non-question sentences, Cement Guy has terrible grammer. Cement Guy tells a lot of lies.
WOW! Did you see the pics of the Harley Rob posted on his page? It's not even the same bike in each pic. What a f__king Cement Guy.
by Rob Edens August 19, 2007
an alcoholic drink;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's;
when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's;
when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture;
by Michael Hui November 11, 2005
by Rees Pearse April 20, 2005
When you cum in a bitches mouth, and she swishes, and swirls it around in her mouth, then she spits it on your chest, and lets it dry.
That fucking slut was sucking my cock, and decided to give me a cement truck, so I punched that bitch in her cunt
by Pervert Fireman February 18, 2010
by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014