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A man whose pure laziness will make you want to rip your eyes out, thinks he’s the top dog but deep down he’s insecure about his tiny willy. Sometimes a weapon when drunk but usually he’s a liability
Fucken cees just asked me to post a parcel for him, too useless to do it himself
Cees by Big tidy goth girl November 21, 2021
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Cees is the best man you'll ever meet and a real player. You should be friends with cees. And if you get a chance to date him you should jump on it!!
That cees must have all the girls!
Cees by Populated cheese moon November 25, 2021
Good looking, has a good clothing style and has some of the best game there is and is crazy good at kissing
i think im in love with Cees
Cees by wddwa April 10, 2022

cees candy 

Etymology: Origin: CWS
Synonym for Credit Card, plastic
I used my parent's cees candy to buy my new stereo system
cees candy by Rich April 12, 2005

cees tibbertsma 

A guy who is awesome sauce, good to others, giving, will give you the shirt off his back.
Friend- Hey you know that guy, is he good people?
You- Yeah, he's a total "Cees Tibbertsma!"
cees tibbertsma by Cheese McMuffin September 26, 2013

Three Cees Car Wash 

Best car wash on the planet located in Herndon, Virginia. After you take your ride through Three Cees your car will look good as new. Three Cees Car Wash is well known for fast service and hard working employees. Members of Washington D.C. sports teams, like the Wizards and the Redskins, are frequent visitors.
"Yo, my whip is looking old and beat. I need to take this thing to Three Cees Car Wash so I can get my ride lookin' pristine!"

"Three Cees Car Wash is off the hook! No other car wash even compares!"

"If you don't take your car to Three Cees Car Wash then you don't deserve a license!"
Three Cees Car Wash by Dash Dice October 16, 2007
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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