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A man whose pure laziness will make you want to rip your eyes out, thinks he’s the top dog but deep down he’s insecure about his tiny willy. Sometimes a weapon when drunk but usually he’s a liability
Fucken cees just asked me to post a parcel for him, too useless to do it himself
Cees by Big tidy goth girl November 21, 2021
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Cees is the best man you'll ever meet and a real player. You should be friends with cees. And if you get a chance to date him you should jump on it!!
That cees must have all the girls!
Cees by Populated cheese moon November 25, 2021
Good looking, has a good clothing style and has some of the best game there is and is crazy good at kissing
i think im in love with Cees
Cees by wddwa April 10, 2022

cees candy 

Etymology: Origin: CWS
Synonym for Credit Card, plastic
I used my parent's cees candy to buy my new stereo system
cees candy by Rich April 12, 2005

cees tibbertsma 

A guy who is awesome sauce, good to others, giving, will give you the shirt off his back.
Friend- Hey you know that guy, is he good people?
You- Yeah, he's a total "Cees Tibbertsma!"
cees tibbertsma by Cheese McMuffin September 26, 2013

Three Cees Car Wash 

Best car wash on the planet located in Herndon, Virginia. After you take your ride through Three Cees your car will look good as new. Three Cees Car Wash is well known for fast service and hard working employees. Members of Washington D.C. sports teams, like the Wizards and the Redskins, are frequent visitors.
"Yo, my whip is looking old and beat. I need to take this thing to Three Cees Car Wash so I can get my ride lookin' pristine!"

"Three Cees Car Wash is off the hook! No other car wash even compares!"

"If you don't take your car to Three Cees Car Wash then you don't deserve a license!"
Three Cees Car Wash by Dash Dice October 16, 2007
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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