cat locked

You wake up and realize you can't move without disturbing sleeping cats

cat-lady: Dang, I woke up 10 times last night, and I was cat locked, so I could not go back to sleep.
friend: If you don't get those cats off the bed, you will never get laid again.

by manlysmom September 6, 2011

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Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.

I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

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The cat licked the pies

A phrase used to show the unimportance of something. Similar to "no big deal" or "no worries."

"Aww shoot I failed my midterm!"
"Ehh the cat licked the pies, just do better on the final!"

by The cat who licked pies November 27, 2009

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catblocked

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

by DentD December 28, 2011

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