cat-lady: Dang, I woke up 10 times last night, and I was cat locked, so I could not go back to sleep.
friend: If you don't get those cats off the bed, you will never get laid again.
friend: If you don't get those cats off the bed, you will never get laid again.
by manlysmom September 6, 2011
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by The cat who licked pies November 27, 2009
Get the The cat licked the pies mug.Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.
"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
by DentD December 28, 2011
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by HybridStorm November 1, 2005
Get the carlocked mug.When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.
A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*
Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*
Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
by Jashlon March 6, 2011
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