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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
cat anchored by poisonivey March 30, 2023
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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
cat anchored by poisonivey March 30, 2023
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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
cat anchored by poisonivey March 30, 2023

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
cat anchored by poisonivey March 30, 2023

cat anchored

when a person is sitting down and they can not move because it will disturb a cat that is comfortable or asleep on them.
hey, can you grab me a beer from the fridge, i can't right now, sorry man, i'm cat anchored at the moment.
cat anchored by poisonivey March 30, 2023
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