It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

Carved out of wood by Not Zane September 9, 2004

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Cave Out

when an asshole remains puckered and open after anal sex instead of closing

Faith Mainer had a cave out after Pat krebs had his way with her asshole

Cave Out by RHCPman March 10, 2004

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carved out life

when you feel like your bf/gf just carved you out of their life and ignores you

Dude last night kallie didnt answer her phone, she hasnt talked to me in like three days.

I guess she flug you a carved out life

carved out life by loveshermanbutsometimes... August 4, 2009

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Cave out

To take a combination of Xanax and Ketamine recreationally, in reference to the Thai cave rescue of the 12 boys who were trapped in a cave by rising flood waters.

Dude you wanna cave out tonight? Totally! You can drag me around the apartment and I won't give a fuuuuck.

Cave out by Micherler the Werbler March 29, 2019

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Cave myself out

When you don't have to work or have any appointments or obligations and you don't want to leave your house or talk to anybody or do anything on your list of things you should do, as though you were hidden away in a cave.

Person 1: "Hey man, what are you doing tomorrow?"

Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."

Cave myself out by Gatablanca June 18, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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