carpin all those diems

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.

Look at him, carpin all those diems.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 9, 2018

carpin all those diems

diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.

Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems

by Greg Dingwell October 31, 2017

Carpin all those diems

Making the most of your time

"Only losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin all those diems."
-summer

by Zed72 August 14, 2017