care bear shares 

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

care bear shares by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

care bear stare 

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.

The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.

care bear stare by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006

Care-Bear-Stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.

The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care-Bear-Stare.

Care-Bear-Stare by Ruhbee! August 9, 2006

Care Bear Stare 

The vacant expression given when one has either "checked out" or has no recognition of something.

OMG! Stacey it was so embarrassing! We met at a party last weekend, got drunk and had sex. I ran into him in front of the ATM this morning and got the Care Bear Stare from him. He completely didn't recognize me!

Care Bear Stare by Hanyo00 June 9, 2009

Care Bear Stare 

1. An intense stare fueled by an equally intense emotion, e.g. love, hate, lust, concern.

2. An uncharacteristically long and concentrated stare; from the eponymous "Care Bear Stare," a special ability of Care Bears that allows them to shoot light from their belly symbols.

Jack: Hey man, who's that girl over there giving you the Care Bear Stare?

Ray: Oh, shit! That's the girl from the other night. I hit it then split it, and she's been blowing up my phone ever since. Let's dip before she comes over here.

Care Bear Stare by omegacerebro February 27, 2013

care bear slam

The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.

The birthday party ended abruptly after Jack's drunk uncle Bill care bear slammed him.

care bear slam by John the kid with a haircut May 25, 2016

care bear stare 

When you have a care bear stuffed animal and it stares at you with its big cute eyes.

OMG the care bear stare!

care bear stare by lala April 16, 2004