A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
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The great debate between the people who think communism is when the government does stuff and who think capitalism is when oversimplified logo and people who think that communism is when poor and capitalism is when rich.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.
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A board game that is played like checkers and comes with 2 master JAPANNOES with red and blue band's and 20 black nigjas with red and blue band's this game is called BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL the original board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital the first banging backwards board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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A board game that is played with a dice.
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BJ SANG ROSE'S CRIME BOSS g.cap 😎. player 2 starts off with g.cap and the if he or she lose then he or she will have to play with the crime boss. Player 1 can choose BJ sang and rose's but if all 3 lose game over and Player 2 wins samething with player 1 if player 1 beat g.cap and the crime boss then player 1 wins. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
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Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.
Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé
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1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
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Hey mom, where’s the Loser capital of the world? “Grand Junction, Colorado hun, don’t go there unless you smoke meth”. Thanks Mom.
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