The Canadian version of Captain America... he rides On a Moose and Shoots Hocky Pucks out of his hands... if he's feeling drained of energy he drinks Maple Syrup to replenish his abilities. his side kick is Dudley Do Right!!!
LOOK IN THE SKY ITS A FUCKIN' MOOSE!? OH... its just Captain Canuk and Bullwinkle with his trusty sidekick.. Dudley.. OOUUFF. (proceding to be hit in the nuts with a hockey puck.)
(noun) A migratory Canadian rodent, often found rummaging in the dumpsters around Hollywood for toxic scraps to stuff in his leery hideous face. Canuckodile.
me: I saw a canuckodile under the queensborough bridge the other day.
friend: Really, what was it doing?
me: He was experiencing heaven for 15 dollars a man thanks to a dimatoid.