Canoe Paddling

Male version of a motorboat but it's when a man's penis is fondled.

-"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"

Canoe Paddling by Paw Lee March 15, 2012

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paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

paddling the canoe by Randy Smith June 11, 2006

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Canoe Paddling • paddling the canoe • Paddling The Pink Canoe • canoe • canoe club • canoe dude • Canoe Feet • canoe full of moose meat • canoe ride • Canoe U.

Paddling The Pink Canoe

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

Paddling The Pink Canoe by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

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